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Bad Day Care Pack

$42.00

Bad Day Care Pack

$42.00

*THIS ENTIRE PACK COMES WITH A VERY BIG LANGUAGE WARNING. WE ARE NOT FUCKING AROUND HERE*

Bad days happen. Bad weeks happen. And if you live through a global pandemic - hot damn - about 18 bad months can happen. And sure, sometimes it can be brushed off with a generous glass of wine or a good long sleep. But other times you just need to swear loudly and repetitively. The Bad Day pack is for anyone going through just such an occasion.

It contains:

  • A keychain / bag charm designed by us sweary fairies at Not A Pony. Because it's sassy and sparkly and why the fuck not?
  • A lollipop, which is sarcastic but sweet — just like them.
  • A french pear & vanilla bean candle, complete with uplifting rose quartz and calming rose petals, because the satisfaction from rage arson is fleeting (we've all thought about it) but a candle you can set on fire over and over.

PLUS:

  • Add some Bad Day Cookies and Cream fairy floss (vegan, contains gluten). Because the worst day deserves the purest sugar hit.

or / and

  • Add our Swear Card and tell them to read it out loud. They'll feel better, we guarantee it.

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